to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
other fun movie ideas:
- disabled characters played by disabled actors
"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"
"can u follow me back? :)"
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
The ending is worth clicking for.
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly
send me a fruit c:
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much